bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

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whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

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such a great answer (x)

(Source: daily-gr4ce)

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simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

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  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

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